I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!