I smell stomach acid.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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