If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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