I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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