I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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