guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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