people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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