She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.