We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She is in my trunk
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.