I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...