I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".