so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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