Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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