You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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