We're like a lot better than the average bears
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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