What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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