its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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