If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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