dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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