She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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