party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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