ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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