I wish I only lived at night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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