Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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