Nicole vs. Life
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
