At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
