i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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