You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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