I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
