I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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