haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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