their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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