how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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