Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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