batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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