Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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