We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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