i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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