I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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