On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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