Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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