I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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