I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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