Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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