This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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