I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Randomize
