is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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