Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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