he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Found the puke drawer
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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