you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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