He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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