somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Acid is not a monday night drug
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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