I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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