If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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