we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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