Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
