i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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