doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Let's paint friendship bongs
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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