He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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