If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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