This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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